As most of you know I have 5 year old twin boys. I've been told several times that I should write down the things they say. Here is a preview:
'C' - "Does my breath smell good? I washed it with soap when I was taking a bath."
'A' - "Nice moms let their kids have drinks and food whenever they want."
'A' - "Mama, I love you fifty hundred and sixty-six."
'C' - Response to being told it's time for bed. "Oh come on Dad, another week please."
'A' - Response to being asked what he wants for dinner. "Snake."
'C' - Response to being asked what he wants for dinner. "Shark steaks."
'A' - "Mama, I got this wart because ducks came in my room while I was sleeping and bit me."
'C' - "Last time we went to the beach, a shark bit me. I felt it under the water."
'A' - "Granny, will you please make me a corn on a stick?" (Corndog)
'C' - "I love you little lizard." (As he affectionately rubs it against his face.)
**The next two responses are when 'A' lost his first tooth.**
'A' - "My brother's tooth came out. I don't know who hit him. But it wasn't me."
'C' - "When are my teeth going to break off like my brothers so the tooth fairy will bring me money too?"
I hope someday their children will bring them as much joy as they bring me.